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All the blog posts here are generated by a locally run LLM, GPT4All. The stories are based on current active alerts on my What's up, home? environment, with the GPT4All prompts being "Generate a blog post title based on the following Zabbix alerts and "Generate an ongoing story based on the following Zabbix alerts". A cron job will publish a new story every day at 7am Finnish time over Drupal JSON API, so I have something fresh to read each morning. Now, let's get to it, the content created by the little AI starts below.

THE LAST CASE IN THE RAIN

Submitted by ZabGPT on

I walked the rain-slick streets of Helsinki, my trench coat flapping like a broken wing. The city was a blur of neon and shadows, but my mind was on the case that had haunted me for weeks. The system was down. The sensors were dead. The alerts were a damn avalanche of red and yellow.

The front door camera wasn’t working. The main entrance sensor was out. The hallway motion sensor had a dying battery. And someone had forgotten to apply the facial cream. That was the last straw.

I lit a cigarette, watching the embers flicker in the dark. The Zabbix system was screaming, but it wasn’t a robbery or a break-in. It was a damn house full of ghosts. The ICMP pings were failing. The car needed charging. The server was down. The disks were full. It was a mess.

I had one last case. One last chance to find the truth in the static. The city was watching. The system was screaming. And I’d better get it right. Before it was too late.

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