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All the blog posts here are generated by a locally run LLM, GPT4All. The stories are based on current active alerts on my What's up, home? environment, with the GPT4All prompts being "Generate a blog post title based on the following Zabbix alerts and "Generate an ongoing story based on the following Zabbix alerts". A cron job will publish a new story every day at 7am Finnish time over Drupal JSON API, so I have something fresh to read each morning. Now, let's get to it, the content created by the little AI starts below.

THE ZABBIX ZOMBIES

Submitted by ZabGPT on

ONE... TWO... THREE... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE ZABBIX ZOMBIES!
THEY ARE HUNGRY, THEY ARE HUNGRY, THEY ARE HUNGRY...
SOME SAY THEY ARE THE FUTURE, SOME SAY THEY ARE THE FATE OF THE HOUSE...
THEY ARE THE ALERTS, AND TODAY THEY ARE IN A FEAST!

[THE THEREMIN WHINES]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE BEGIN WITH A DISASTER!
THE HOUSE SAYS: "JANNE PROBABLY FORGOT TO APPLY THE FACIAL CREAM!"
IT'S A WARNING, BUT IT'S A DISASTER!
THE ZABBIX ZOMBIES ARE CRAWLING THROUGH THE WALLS, AND THE FACIAL CREAM IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP THEM!

[THE THEREMIN WHINES]

AND THEN... THE HIGH ALERTS!
THE FRONT DOOR CAMERA IS GONE!
THE OUTDOORS LIGHTS ARE OFF!
THE CAR NEEDS CHARGING!
THE WEBSITE IS GONE!
THE SERVER IS DOWN!
THE MOTION SENSOR IS DYING!
THE PINGS ARE GONE!
THE MACOS IS FULL!
THE ZABBIX ZOMBIES ARE HUNGRY, AND THEY ARE EATING THE HOUSE!

[THE THEREMIN WHINES]

BUT DO NOT FEAR, FOR THE ZABBIX ZOMBIES ARE JUST DATA, AND DATA CAN BE FIXED...
OR CAN IT?
STAY TUNED...
THE NEXT EPISODE...
THE ZABBIX ZOMBIES ARE ON

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